Top ten reasons to marry a speech-language therapist

15 01 2008

10. Get your mother in laws hearing tested free

9. Translates pet talk

8. Uses appropriate sign language – except when driving

7. Early diagnosis of dementia

6. Unlimited thickening fluids

5. Steady income – for weeks at a time

4. Free oral-peripheral exams

3. Good vocal hygiene

2. Knowledgeable in tongue-thrust remediation

1. Can distinguish women from cross-dressers based on pitch, intensity and intonation patterns

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15 01 2008
Kyle

Hmm, I think I’d have one as a friend on a night out based on this alone!

1. Can distinguish women from cross-dressers based on pitch, intensity and intonation patterns

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