This is the first time I’ve followed up lunch with a couple of painkiller tablets. I had lasagne in one of those polystyrene containers.
The sound of the fork scraping against the box, the sound of the lid eeeeeeking against my brain every time I moved the box, was just too much to take. It’s a nasty, nasty sound. It’s right there at the top, worse than screaming babies. Could anything possibly BE more horrendous?! I wonder if they use this sound to torture people, it sure would work for me!