10. We’ll prove that doing it slow makes it smoother
9. We can make you scream in all the right ways
8. One hour sessions are our speciality
7. We’ll teach you how to make the “OH” face
6. We know how to get your strongest muscle up
5. We know the value of frequency
4. We love intensity
3. We know how to swallow
2. It’s all about tongue placement
1. We do it orally!
All these speech therapist things are making me thinking you’re actually dating one! 😉
Oh..crap!
To think that I dumped two females that majored in speech language therapy back in the college days!!
Now I regret these choices…HA HA HA HA.
You have brought a whole new perspective on that career choice 🙂