Top ten reasons to date a speech-language therapist

10. We’ll prove that doing it slow makes it smoother

9. We can make you scream in all the right ways

8. One hour sessions are our speciality

7. We’ll teach you how to make the “OH” face

6. We know how to get your strongest muscle up

5. We know the value of frequency

4. We love intensity

3. We know how to swallow

2. It’s all about tongue placement

1. We do it orally!